29 reasons to be cheerful

The thing I remember most about Pickle is the way he would look so serious from across a crowded corridor, only to break out in the biggest grin imaginable when he saw you, me or helm. A legend, as you rightly said...

Speaking of legends, what about that youngish woman with the glasses and short blonde hair, who was always carrying a mug of tea... who was she? What was she? She never appeared in any classes, and to my knowledge never spoke. She must have had something to do with the photocopy room, for the Science corridor was her primary lurking spot.

And what was the name of the elderly science assistant, the woman that was born with a humour bypass and at least 100 years too late? She always seemed to be connected to Mr White.