AK47

Hold on, hold on... let me see if I understand here... not only are you slating the very fine movie, Throw Momma from the Train, you are also calling Mr DeVito a gimp? Shame on you! He's one of Hollywood's best, and in the movie his momma is Ma Fratelli from The Goonies for God's sake! For the record, I think Danny would own Ronnie.

Now let's see... Darth Vader vs Predator. With any kind of gun, I'd go with the pred, toe to toe fighting, the pred, but swords and it's all about the Sith lord. Darth has the ability to choke people and move them kinetically, but would any of that shit work on a predator? Maybe.

Ok, how about this one... A fecking big deserted Japanese castle. At one end, Ling Woo from Ally McBeal, and at the other, Asami from Audition. In between them, a multitude of rooms, secret passages, weapons and old castle shit. Who would win?