A luvverly ice cream from our yoof...

Aye, it looks like I will be Blighty bound at the end of March for a short 'moon. The stupid way that schools work here, teachers are expected to come in and twiddle their thumbs during almost every one of their official holidays, but not me. I'm leaving this donjon for good on the 22nd of March and that's that! I'll drive a herd of champing swine through the halls of needs be, but there is no way that I'm going to piss away days off on this limp-wrist bureaucracy whazz...

Tonight sees one of the only TV shows I watch in Japan - 2nd House, a chortleworthy tale about some randy young salarymen that club together to rent a "love-apartment", only for one of them to relinquish it to a foxy little scorcher (in the words of David Underwood) and fall in love with her. Despite being married to a May May type, he fancies the pink and white panties off the aforementioned scorcher and she feels the same, but being very Japanese they dither about and get into such jolly scrapes...

TV here is 1 part class, 9 parts arse. Last night there was Championship Pig Training (class), but there was also a drama about boring ugly women cooking and crying and failing to act their way out of a paper bag (arse). Last week there was will your dog protect you in the event of a violent home attack? (class), but also a variety show in which old women wear kimonos, cry and sing badly (arse).

Sorry, I have to cut this post short... I have to go and teach. Actually, I will sit there and make a kentoon whilst they study for their kanji test...